Lyrics:

Are you ready?
Are we ready?
Scotty, you ready
Andy, are you ready?
Ritchie Teeter, are you ready?
Ross The Boss of Westchester, are you ready?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Handsome Dick Manitoba
And we are The Dictators (one, two, three, four)

I used to shiver in the wind
But then I was young
I used to shiver in the wind
'Til I found my own tongue
I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
'Cause you know, baby
I'm the next big thing, oh yeah

I knocked 'em dead in Dallas
And I didn't pay my dues
Yeah, I knocked 'em dead in Dallas
They didn't know we were Jews
I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
'Cause you know, baby
I'm the next big thing, oh yeah

I'm a fuel injected legend
But I don't want to be a bore
I just wanna live me a rich life
And when I die, I wanna die poor
I wanna die poor, I wanna die poor
I wanna die poor
I want to die poor, I want to die poor
I want to die poor
I said poor

And I wont be happy
'Til I'm known far and wide
With my face on the cover
Of the TV guide
I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
'Cause you know, baby
I'm the next big thing
I sock 'em everywhere that I sing, oh baby
'Cause you know, baby

Oh, yeah
Whoa-oh, ohh