Lyrics:

The little kid pissed on the big kids porch

He thinks he's amazing he's rubbish of course

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got paid



It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine

and their hair was a fucking delight

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got fake tits



Collagen rock



One of those bands got legs like you

And one of them got the stare

But one of those bands got found I heard

In a hole in Aberdare



Its easy to say now their trainers seemed fine

and their hair was a fucking delight

But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got fake tits



Collagen rock



You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth

You've got a mouth got a wonderful mouth you got a



Collagen rock