Lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen!
Live from the San Francisco Bay area
Hey It's Pomplamoose!

Thank you for coming
So good to have you
Hey It's Pomplamoose is about to begin!

Sing to the sing-a-long
Pop all your popcorn
Kick up your feet and put on a grin
The fun is about to begin

We're feeling sassy
Come join the party
Tell us what you think
It's the Pomplamoose show

Here's to the fans who hate all the haters
Hey It's Pomplamoose!
It's starting now!
Now!
Now!
Hey It's Pomplamoose!