Lyrics:
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment How to defer to men in solvable predicaments How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you How to have that not work and have them run away from you How to keep people at arms length and never get to close How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most How to pretend youre fine and dont need help from anyone How to feel worthless unless youre helping Ill teach you all this in 8 easy steps In the course of a lifetime youll never forget Ill show you how to in 8 easy steps Ill show you how leadership looks when taught by the best How to hate women when youre supposed to be a feminist How to play all highest when youre really a hypocrite How to hate God when youre a prayer and a spiritualist How to sabotage your fantasies Chorus Ive been doing research for years Ive been practicing my ass off Ive been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you Chorus How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else How to keep smiling when youre thinking of killing yourself How to normalaholic (?) to avoid going within How to stay stuck in your life blaming them Chorus 2x