Lyrics:

Well, I got you when I called
You’re in the center of it all
You’re havin’ a ball
And you’re really doin’ fine
A west coast time
And I believe you

But here's one for the coast
The people with the most
The pretty, pretty folks
The west coast folks
Yeah, here's one for the coast
The people with the most
The pretty, pretty folks
The west coast folks

Well here we go again
It’s never gonna end,
We’re all so sick of California songs!
Yeah we know you love L.A.
There’s nothing left to say
Please no more California songs!

(And fuck New York too.)

Yeah, your heaven is a lie
Just more shit that I don’t buy
Well they’re headin’ down the coast
They’re movin’ out in droves
“California Dreamin’s” on the radio

And here we go again
It’s never gonna end,
We’re all so sick of California songs!
Yeah we know you love L.A.
There’s nothing left to say
Please no more California songs!

Well here we go again
It’s never gonna end,
We’re all so sick of California songs!
Yeah we know you love L.A.
But there’s nothing left to say
Please no more California songs!
(And fuck New York too.)

All right, all right, all right
All right (all right), all right (all right), all right (all right), yeah

Wisdom for the coast
(Yeah)
Well here we go again
It’s never gonna end,
We’re all so sick of California songs!
Yeah we know you love L.A.
There’s nothing left to say
Please no more California songs!

Well here we go again
It’s never gonna end,
We’re all so sick of California songs!
Yeah we know you love L.A.
There’s nothing left to say
Please no more California songs!
Please no more California songs!
Please no more California songs!
(And fuck New York too.)