Lyrics:

Who has pissed in your umbrella and stole the shoes to Cinderella?
Who has framed Roger Rabbit, and who married Lory bobbit?

[Bridge:]
Is it Hammerfall? No! Is it Stratovarius? No?
Michail Gorbaciov? No! No no no no no!

It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar!
Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it
Taller than Mario Bros
Using the pink side of the force
Like Dork Vader on Star Wars
Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it
D-Jedis of universe

Who made Ozzy get so fat cooking his hamburger with a bat?
Who suggested Manowar the title of their album Gods Of War?

[Bridge:]
Is it Gamma Ray? No! Is it Dragonforce? No!
Is it Lunapop? No! No no no no no!

It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar!
Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it
Taller than Mario Bros
Kickin' ass to all the world!
Lickin' ass to all the whores!
Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it
We're the pimps of Universe

Who looks under a nun's skirt finding things not of this earth?
Who has told the Japanese When make photo you say cheese?

[Bridge:]
Is it Helloween? Is it Sacred Steel?
Is it Ryanair? No! No no no no no!

It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar!
Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it
Uglier than Michael J. Fox
Using the pink side of the force
Like Dork Vader on Star Wars
Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it
D-Jedis of universe