Lyrics:

(In background you hear violins playing the jingle of a very well-known food company commercial often aired in Italy)

(Some knight:) 'Un brindisi!' (A toast!)
(King:) 'Ciambellano!' (Seneschal / Master of Ceremonies!)
(Seneschal:) 'Si, vostra Altezza!' (Yes, my Lord?)
(K:) 'UN happy meal!' (A Happy Meal!)
(S:) 'Come vuole, ecco.' (Sure. Here you are.)
(K:) 'Coff.. gouggh...' (Coughs)
(S:) 'Sire!'
(K:) 'Ma questo happy meal... freddo!' (But.... this Happy Meal... is COLD!)
(S:) 'Ma, vostsra altezza...' (But... Sir...)
(K:) 'Ma questo happy meal... fa schifo!' (But.... this Happy Meal... SUCKS!)
(S:) 'Ma...' (But...)
(K:) 'DECAPITATELO!' (Decapitate him!)