Lyrics:

Once Upon A Time I Had This Idea
that The World Was Round Like Me
so I Asked The Queen For Three Fine Ships
to Sail Across The Sea

traveling With Hoodlums As My Crewman
made Me Quite A Little Scared


luckily I Found That In The New World
somebody Was Already There

i Wasn't Very Sure Just What To Call Them
see The Funny Clothes They Wear
so I Called Them Indians
'cause I Knew They Were Already There