Lyrics:

The Freakiest Show I Know Is The Show Of My Own
living My Life In And Out Of The Twilight Zone

bust My Britches, Bless My Soul
i'm A Freak Of Nature, Walking Totem Pole
look And See, I Think You'll Agree
nobody Weird Like Me

intercourse With A Porpoise Is A Dream For Me
hell Bent On Inventing A New Species

bust My Britches, Bless My Soul
i'm A Freak Of Nature, Walking Totem Pole
look And See, I Think You'll Agree
nobody Weird Like Me

riding Down The Path On The Back Of A Giraffe
me And The Giraffe Laughed 'cause I Passed Some Gas

bust My Britches, Bless My Soul
i'm A Freak Of Nature, Walking Totem Pole
look And See, I Think You'll Agree
nobody Weird Like Me

enchanted As A Rabbit, That My Life Is A Dream
well, Everything Is Never Just As It Seems

the Freakiest Show I Know Is The Show Of My Own
living My Life In And Out Of The Twilight Zone