Lyrics:

Hey, leetul girl. Did you want to know… a see-ker-it?
Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to heer it
You want to know what it schwas?
Alright, I’ll tell you what schwas
I know… how to count… alllll de way to schfifty five
…and I will tell you how to dew it
Faister than you can say, “Poopty Peupty paints”
You ready to hear it, baby?
Arrrright
Schwon
Too
Two an haif
Scheven
Schfourteen-teen
Schwenty-one
Schwenty-seven heif
Twenty seven, thirty seven, “WHAT YOU SAIDTH?!”
Shiggity schwawth?
Schifty-five
Shiggity Schwat
Schfifty-five
Shiggity shiggity schwath?
Schfifty-five
Shiggity shcwatadee-schwath?
Schfifty-five
Gurlfriend’s Age: Schfifty-five
My IQ: Schwifty-five
You must pay… 5 + 5 is fifty, fifty, fifty!!

Schfifty-five!
Shiggity-schwadatee, schwatee-schwawth?
Schfifty-five!
Schwhatieschwhat?
Schfifty-five
My IQ is schfifty-five
Shiggity schwadatee, schwatatee-schwawth?
Schwifty-five
Schwatatee schwat schwat schwat?
Schfifty-five
Schwat? Schiggity-schwat?
Schfifty-schfifty-five
Come on girl, when you add 5+5
Come on girl, fifty five, do that fifty five
Come on girl, come on girl, shake your buttuex (What?!)
Fifty five, fifty five, now lets do the saix! C’mon…
Schfifty-five!
Shiggity shiggity
Schfifty-five!
Schwhatiewhat?
Schfifty-five
Shiggity shiggity...
Schfifty-five
Shiggity shiggity
Schwifty-five
Schwagity
Schfifty-five
What you say? What you say? Cmon girl, fifty five!
Shiggity, schfifty-five
Come on gurl, 55!
What you say?! Schfifty-five
What didth you say?! Schfifty-five
Can not hear you! Schfifty-five
My ear can't (Schfifty-five) do it…

Shiggity, schwattatee, schwatatee, schwawth, schwath, schwawth????
Schfifty-five…