Lyrics:

I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence (oh, so tender and warm)
Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

I leave from softball practice every night
It's gettin' dark, but the Golden Arches light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money, then I rehearse what I'm gonna say
'I'd like an order of fries, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?'

I am in love with the McDonald's girl (oh, baby)
She has a smile of innocence (oh, so tender and warm)
Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't try to be tough, like all the girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
I wanna say how I feel, if I could just let go
And when my hamburger's cold, I get up, ready to go
She's only sixteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul

I am in love with the McDonald's girl (oh, baby)
She has a smile of innocence (oh, so tender and warm)
Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl)
She is an angel in a polyester uniform (oh, yeah)
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

There she stands behind the register (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Taking orders from the Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I want her (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Homeroom teacher would have to send them home for a week
And when I head through the door, the movement catches her eye
My heart begins to soar, she smiles and waves goodbye (goodbye, goodbye)

I am in love with the McDonald's girl (oh, baby)
She has a smile of innocence (oh, so tender and warm)
Oh, I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl)
She is an angel in a polyester uniform (ooh, yeah)
She is an angel in a polyester uniform (oh, ho)
She is an angel in a polyester uniform (oh, yeah)

I am in love with the McDonald's girl
I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl)
I am in love with the McDonald's girl (tender and warm)
I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl)
I am in love with the McDonald's girl (oh, yeah)
I am in love with the McDonald's girl (McDonald's girl)
(McDonald's girl)