Lyrics:

JL: Hey John.

JF: Oh, hey John.

JL: What's going on?

JF: Man, I'm confused.

JL: You're confused? Why?

JF: I'm no good at remembering stuff.

JL: Really?

JF: Yeah.

JL: Like what?

JF: I can't remember what 'D' is for.

JL: You can't remember what 'D' is for?

JF: I think it's for an instrument that you play in a band.

JL: I'm surprised you can't remember what 'D' is for.

JF: I can't remember there's too much noise.

JL: Put your Thinking Cap on John, I'll give you a hint.

JF: See, I can't find my Thinking Cap.I think it's lost.

JL: John, come on, tell me. 'D' is for what?

JF: 'D' is for something that you play with sticks.

JL: That's right, that's right. You're getting close.

JF: 'D' is for drums!

Both: Yes, 'D' is for drums!

'D' is for drums!

Yes, 'D' is for drums!

JL: Well, I'm glad we got that straight.

JF: Hey John.

JL: Yeah.

JF: I need some juice.

JL: I got some juice.

JF: Well, let's go to your house.

JL: Okay, I'll meet you over there.

JF: Okay.

'D' is for drums! 'D' is for drums!