Lyrics:

Don't Smoke, Don't Fight, Don't Light No Cigarettes,
or Else You'll Wind Up In The Can!
no Jokes, No Rights, Sit Tight, Don't Fool Around,
you Are A Guest Of Uncle Sam!
stand Up, Look Right, Don't Slouch, And Stand At Ease,
allow No Sex Above The Knees!
when I Snap, You Jump Into The Master Plan,
i'll Be Damned!

well, I'll Be Damned...

i'll Be Damned If I Drink Or Smoke!
damned If I Steal Your Joke!
i'll Be Damned If I Go For Broke!
damned If I Do, Damned If I Don't!
wuh!

don't Talk, Don't Fool, Don't Try To Mess Around,
i'll Make A Monkey Outta You!
you Sign Your Name Right On The Dotted Line,
boy, I'll Be Damned!

i'll Be Damned If I Drink Or Smoke!
damned If I Steal Your Joke!
i'll Be Damned If I Go For Broke!
damned If I Do And Damned If I Don't!
yuh!

solo

come On!

i'll Be Damned If I Drink Or Smoke!
damned If I Steal Your Joke!
i'll Be Damned If I Go For Broke!
i'm Damned If I Do And Damned If I Don't!
i'll Be Damned If I Drink Or Smoke!
damned If I Steal Your Joke!
i'll Be Damned If I Go For Broke!
i'm Damned If I Do And Damned If I Don't!

i'll Be Damned!
i'll Be Damned!
i'll Be Damned!

i'll Be Damned! I'll Be Damned!
i'll - Be - Damned!