Lyrics:

Why Don't You Sing 'i Need You Baby'
'cause It Rhymes With Crazy And It Rhymes With Maybe
it Rhymes With Lady And Much Much More
and It Doesn't Rhyme With The 'f' Word

well Simon Le Bon Stayed Round My House Before
and He Was Sick On The Plants And He Was Sick On The Floor
and He Wouldn't Go Home Until He'd Sung His Song
with A Backing Harmony From Paul Young

shell We Dance Again
in Our Special Way
with Our Trousers Round
our Knees

why Don't Your Video Have Dancing Girls
with Hips That Curve And Lips That Curl
legs Are Where The Heartbeat Starts
it's Low In Neckline And High In Charts

but It's The Partially Clothed For The Partially Sighted
behind Over Matter Keeps The Crowds Delighted
we Want Rambo In A Ra-Ra Skirt
nastassia Kinski In A Brazilian Shirt