Ask me if I’m happy I don’t know If it is a place we need to go Ask me if I’m happy I don’t care Maybe I’d be happy if you disappeared Maybe I’d be happy if you give me drugs Drugs can make a fuck last all night long 'Cuz nothing makes me happy about getting off Reaching for the saddest little cloth Reaching for the water on the sill Water with the saddest little film Ask me if I’m happy What does it mean? I’ll tell you that I am if you tell me I’m dreaming To wake up in a place I’ve never been Wake up to a face I’ve never seen Wake up with the purest sense of being Yeah to wake up to a woman that isn’t screaming Ask me if I’m happy La la la Happy is a pill for the faint of heart Happy is a place in the dark Yeah, you know it is (Yea-ah-ah) Ask me if I’m happy one more time I’ll give you a reply if you give me your eye I'll leave you with an itty bitty hole Well it’s nothing like the one inside my soul It’s nothing like the canyon of my heart Well at least I got some room to fall apart Yeah, ask me if I’m happy I’ll tell you what Happy is a diamond in the rough Happy it ain’t enough Ain't enough Ain't enough Yeah, you know it ain’t