All right stop what you're doin' cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to I look funny buy yo I'm makin money see So yo world I hope you're ready for me Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down my the underground I'll drink up all the Hennesey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty pronounced with the "umpty" yo ladies oh how I like to funk thee and all the rappers in the top 10 please allow me to bump thee I'm stepping tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick with this straight gangster mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl come here are ya ticklish Yeah I called you fat look at me I'm skinny it never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee they say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me I'm still gettin' in the girls pants and I even got my own dance
The Humpty dance here's your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump
People say yo humpty you're really funny lookin' that's alright cause I get things cookin' you stare you glare you constanly try to compare me but you can't get near me I'm given more see and on the floor B all the girls they adore me oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear my nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed thick like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies you know I'm in charge both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stupid I'll shoot an arrow like Cupid I'll use a word that don't mean nothin like Luke did I sang on Dowhatchalike and if you missed it I'm the one who said just grab him in the biscuits also told you that I like to bite well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty dance here's your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump
Breakdown
Now that I told y'all a litte bit about my self lemme tell ya a little bit 'bout this dance it's really easy to do check it out
First I limp to the side like my legs was broken shakin' & twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' crazy wack funky people say "You look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty!" that's alright cause my body's in motion it's 'sposed to look like a fit or a convulsion anyone can play this game this is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name no two people will do it the same you got it down when you appear to be in pain. Humpin' Funkin' Jumpin' dig around shakin' your rump and when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a (?)stunt(?) tell him step off I'm doin' the hump
The Humpty dance here's your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump