Lyrics:

There Are Two Men Sitting In The Same Bar
And I Have Kissed Them Both.
But That's Okay
They Don't Know Each Other
And I'll Keep It That Way.

There Are Two Sets Of Lips That I Have Kissed
All In The Same Room
And I Don't Know
If That's A Good Thing
But I Think It's Okay
Its Not Like I Kissed Them Both
On The Same Day

Each One Of Them Is Something To Me
I Don't Know How To Explain.
Each One Of Them Means Love To Me
Don't Know How It Can Be

There Are Two Men In The Same Bar
And I Have Missed Them Both.
But That's Okay They Don't Know That I'm Here
So I'll Turn And Walk Away.