Lyrics:

Eminem: heyyy!

Steve: hey, em, what's up?

Eminem: steve berman. what's goin' on, man, how you doin? good to see you

Again. what's up?

Steve: em, could you come here and have a seat, please?

Eminem: umm, yeah, what's...

Steve: vannessa, shut the door.

Secretary: okay.

Eminem: so what's up? how's orders looking for the first week?

Steve: it would be better if you gave me nothing at all.

Eminem: wh-

Steve: this album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record.

Eminem: wha-

Steve: do you know what's happening to me out there?

Eminem: wh-wha-what's the problem?

Steve: violent ground told me to go fuck myself!

Eminem: who's violent...?

Steve: tower records told me to shove this record up my ass! do you know

What it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?

Eminem: but, i-

Steve: I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this. you know why dre's record

Was so successful? he's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and

Bitches. you're rappin' about homosexuals and vicadin.

Eminem: I mean-

Steve: I can't sell this shit!

Eminem: what-

Steve: either change the record or it's not coming out!

Eminem: what, i-

Steve: now get the fuck out of my office!

Eminem: what am I supposed-

Steve: now!

Eminem: alright man, whatever.