Lyrics:

On The Seven Seas There Was A Phantom Ship Acoming
shinin' In The Dead Of Night
i Heard The Crew A Hummin'
tunes That Sounded Like The Rolling Stones And Leonard Cohen
but They Didn't Know The Words
so I Assumed That They Was Foreign

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but I Heard Them Just The Same
doctor Let Me Teach 'em
i Just Wanna Please 'em
doctor Let Me Teach 'em

i Looked Up In The Sky, There Was A Phantom Plane A Comin'
shinin' In The Dead Of Night
i Heard The Pilot Saying
poems That Were Written By John Keats And Robert Browning
but He Didn't Know The Words, So I Suppose That It Was Nothing

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doctor, Please Believe Me
i Know You Won't Deceive Me
but Do These Things I'm Sein'
have Any Hidden Meaning
it's All Good Entertainment And It Doesn't Cost A Penny
so Please, Doc, Let Me Teach 'em
if I Can Only Reach 'em

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