Lyrics:

No wait, hey wait wait
You'll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol:
The twelve days of Christmas!
No, not that one!
A one, a two, a one, two, three, (No!) four!

On the ?rst day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A ?re-breathing dragon just for me
Yeah!

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two weed rats
Heavenly creatures!
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three little pigs
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four exploding birds
Waaaaaaaa - bang!
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me
Ja!

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Let me guess
Five onion rings
Five onion rings! Oh, I knew it!
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six mirrors cracking
You break it, you bought it
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight cookies talking
Don't you dare!
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine mice a' tripping
Ooh... I'm sorry, Gordon
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
More like the twelve years of Christmas
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten puppets dancing
No strings attached
Nine mice a' tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me
Wee, ya all for me

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a' tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve men a-singing
Dadadadadada!
Eleven fairies dusting
Ten puppets dancing
Nine mice a-tripping
Eight cookies talking
Seven sorts of jelly
Six mirrors cracking
Five onion rings
Four exploding birds
Three little pigs
Two weed rats
And a fire-breathing dragon just for me
Just for me!

Oh, let's do that again!
Let's not and say we did!