Lyrics:

The Twelve days of Christmas No wait, hey wait wait. Youll forgot to sing my favorite Christmas carol: The Twelve days of Christmas No, not that one! A one, a two, a one tow three (no) four On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me A fire-breathing dragon just for me Yeah On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two wee rats Heavenly Creatures And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three little pigs Ya ya ya yaaa Two wee rats and a fire-breathing dragon just for me On fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four exploding birds waaaaaaaa - bang three little pigs two wee rats and a fire-breathing dragon just for me ya On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Let me guess Five onion rings Five onion rings oh I knew it Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Six mirrors cracking You break it, you bought it Five onion rings Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the Seventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Seven sorts of jelly Six mirrors cracking Five onion rings Four exploding birds Three little pigs Two wee rats And a fire-breathing dragon just for me On the Eight day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eight cookies talking Dont you dare Seven sorts of jelly Six mirrors cracking Five o