England swings like a pendulum do bobbies on bicycles two by two Westminster Abbey the Tower of Big Ben the rosy red cheeks of the little children Now if you huff and puff and you fin'ly save enough Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea Take a tip before you take your trip let me tell you where you go go to England oh Mama's old pijamas and your papa's mustache Fallin' out the window sill frolic in the grash Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain Gepin' at the dapper men with ferby hats and canes