Lyrics:

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ich bin kunst
Can't you see?
Look at you
Then look at me
I am art
You're parody
Ich bin kunst
Je suis art
(Tres tres debonair)
Because you don't
Because I dare
I blow your mind
C'est mon plaisir
Ich bin kunst
It started when I was only a boy
I couldn't kick a ball, climb a tree, play at war
I took pleasure in the things that make men shudder
I dressed up in the wardrobe of my mother!
My father said, 'Don't panic it's a phase'
Phase one I said and snipped and sewn for days
I dreamed of London town art and fashion was my thing
I arrived and took a job in Burger King
(It was nothing!)

Ich bin kunst
Can't you see?
Look at you
Then look at me
I am art
Ha, you're parody
Ich bin kunst
Je suis art
(Tres tres tres debonair)
Because you don't
And because I dare
I blow your mind
C'est mon plaisir
Ich bin kunst