Lyrics:

Now I'm a little shy
I like to stay homeo
Shakespeare's my guy
Julie and Romeo
Now I have found a girl so dear
She cares not if Will he was queer
Who cares if Hammy made it with his Ma?
To be or not to be my lover
To me, there could not be another
To be or not to be's my plea
It's as you like it, you know
To me, there could not be another
In hardback or in paper cover
To be or not to be's my plea
Some like the sun
They'd be a Barbadian
W? think it's fun
Here in Stratford-on-Avion
Kids go out to a disco show
We stay and prais? Malvolio
Who cares if Will
He dressed his guys as chicks?

To be or not to be my lover
To me, there could not be another
To be or not to be's my plea
It's as you like it, you know
To me, there could not be another
In hardback or in paper cover
To be or not to be's my plea
It's as you like it, you know
To be or not to be's my plea
It's as you like it, you know