Lyrics:

I could have been a brain surgeon

I could have been a pharmacist

I gave a shot at radio revivalist

With the bossman I'd have never been missed



Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ?

What is my intelligent quotiant



I could have built the Golden Gate Bridge

Or Einstein's nemesis

I could have been a derby jockey

But it's all come down to this



Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ?

What is my intelligent quotiant



I could have built Las Vegas

I could have built a drumsized Rolls Royce

I could have been President of the world

Could have had Ali on the ropes



Could have had Miss August

Again

Could have had Miss May

Again

Could have had Miss September

Again

But I waited till December



Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid



What is my IQ?

What is my intelligent quotiant?



That's so wrong.............