Lyrics:

Now I met an old friend in the bar the other night
And he got a little drunk and wanted to fight
And he jumped and challenged every man in the room
And just about the time he got the words out
An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth
And used his head for a mop and a butt for a broom

It was an attitude adjustment
I guess it was his first time
An attitude adjustment
Now he understands just fine
He got bent out of shape and he opened his mouth
And just one old point straightened him right out
It was an attitude adjustment, it'll work everytime

Now I got this big old brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Cause he wants to be sure I'm treatin' his sister right
He got drunk one night and started beatin' me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of the truck
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice

It was an attitude adjustment
And it'll work everytime
An attitude adjustment, i made him see the light
Now he say's I'm his kind of man
And he comes around to me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment
I cured all his family pride

Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
And I said "Darlin', that was your first mistake"
Then she went wild and her eyes turned red
She started breakin' everything and screamin' loud
And kickin me and cussin' me out
And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head

It was an attitude adjustment
Awe she loves on me all the time
Just an attitude adjustment
She's got a whole new frame of mind
She don't nag, I don't beg
We get along and like I said
An attitude adjustment
Aw, everything's just fine

She called the cops to take me in
And I said "You're never gonna do it friend"
And he just smiled and said "Oh, yes we will"
Now a stitck to the head and some kicks to the shin
And several bites by Rin-Tin_Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail

It was an attitude adjustment
Oh I went along peacefully
An attitude adjustment

They made me clearly see
Cause my head is black and my legs are blue
And both kneecaps are bit clean through
It was an attitude adjustment
It'll make your outlook brand new

It was an attitude adjustment
It'll make your outlook brand new