Lyrics:

Yeah, that's right
How do you do, baby? Yeah

Half-assed monkey boy
I'm just a half-assed monkey boy

You're scratching and dreaming 'til the night turns into day
It's a surefire method to waste your life away
But me, I'm obliged to give you my disease
I'm abracadabra, I do what I please, that's right

Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a feather

I'll tell you once or twice, I've focused all my energy understanding you
Such a pretty little prancer in a burgundy blue
Witch hazel eyeballs taking care of love
Remember the key, mama, understand my words, suck it

Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a feather
Stone cold mama, yeah, that's right

Half-assed monkey boy, that's right
Half-assed monkey boy, that's right
I'm just a, I'm just a, I'm just a
Half-assed monkey child, break

If you want a plate of my beef swellington, baby
You're gonna have to pay the cover charge
Open wide, let me suck the gate
Ooh, suck

Stone cold mama, she's a bird from a feather

Half-assed monkey boy
Half-assed monkey boy
Half-assed monkey boy
I'm just a, I'm just a, I'm just a half-assed monkey child, ooh

She walked, she slide
She said, 'Two dimes for six'
She got AIDS for twenty-five years
She can buy me wine and a good time
And a woman by my side
I don't know what I'd do, I'm talkin' to you
I said, 'Time for a little ride' (Stone cold mama)

Half-assed monkey
Half-assed monkey
Half-assed monkey child, yeah, baby
Half-assed monkey boy (Half-assed monkey child)
Half-assed monkey boy, that's right (Boy, boy)
Half-assed monkey boy
Half-assed monkey boy (Fire, fire, doing what we do)