Lyrics:

It is a far far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before

It is a far far better place that I go to than I have ever known before

My slap 'n' tickle made her giggle, made her wiggle like a willow tree - so suggestively

So I suggested

She protested

I persisted till she said Well OK

And I said Wey-hey!

In or out - of one thing there can be no doubt

Out or in - this is not a sin - it's not even original

And hey, we're all individuals - so let the games begin

I fall in love with someone new practically every day but that's OK

It's just the price I pay for being a man (if that's really what I am)

And I refuse to take it all too seriously

It's such a strange activity far too peculiar to be taken any other way

Don't wait until tomorrow - do it today

In out in out in out in out in out in out in out

Shake it all about