Lyrics:

Augustine, Victoria, Pictoria - et moi
Life is changing - changing
Clandestine, pre-philistine, euphoria
In me the battles raging - raging
Poor snail with big shell on back
Drags down to glitter cinder track
Only to find
That the weight has perverted her mind

Pentagon, Victorian, Historian - et moi
The windows misty - misty
Hilarious, Precarious, 'Voltarious'
In me my shell is heavy - heavy
Curtail this please with expediency
Aim for love and harmony
And you'll find that the weight of our shell
Has perverted your mind
Has perverted your mind...is me