Lyrics:

[Doctor Sung]:
We are groove crusaders
Makin' lovers out of haters
We are groove crusaders
Front line of the disco war
We are goove crusaders
And we're gonna even up the score

The time has come...
The time is now...
It is now time for the
Groove crusaders

We rule in the name of fun
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done
Watch out, cuz here we come
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done

We are groove crusaders
Makin' lovers out of haters
Groove with me
Baby I'll be your hero
Your body's a sex bomb
And my body is ground zero

We rule in the name of fun
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done
Watch out, cuz here we come
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done

[Arin Hanson (spoken)]:
Next time on Groove Crusaders: four legendary warriors from distant worlds come together to combat the forces of evil personified by the dastardly Haters,
sworn enemies of the fun who are bent on hater-ing them and un-groovifying the world at large.
Can our heroes conquer these uncool foes? Or will boredom and general badness overtake the inner groove of these four funky fighters?
Find out next time... on Groove Crusaders!

[Doctor Sung]:
We rule in the name of fun
We will groove as one
Against boredom
Won't stop 'til we are done
Watch out, cuz here we come
We will groove as one
Against boredom
We will groove as one
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah