Lyrics:

Johnny please don't tell the people bout the bluebirds fly
Wasting education on a Tuesday night
Yes, you are my pussy you just being mean
covering up the muscle in your Jordash jeans

Stick up the phone who is it
Someone has come to visit
Everybody do the hokey pokey to the crack house blues

Do the mashed potato till your feet go green
Got to sweep the folder, keep the crack house clean
Took me to the movie but the doctors say
leave to get beaten by the black-eyes melds

Stick up the phone who is it
Someone has come to visit
Everybody do the hokey pokey to the crack house blues

Now the captain ran for cover when the steam boats crashed
Driving off the bridges cause they got no class
Oves got my number now I got to run
Pizzas to delivery in the crack house sun
You know

Sometimes when the night gets hot
I search around for the crack I lost
I wouldn't except for you to notice me
I would not expect you to say: He, JOHNNY

Do the match potato till your feet go green
Got to sweep the folder, keep the crack house clean
Took me to the movie but the doctors say
leave to get beaten by the black-eyes melds

Stick up the phone like we do
Someone has come to see you
Everybody do the hokey pokey to the crack house blues