Lyrics:

shes my baby,
she's my love,
pixie queen of bible club,
i've seen her sitting round the fountain sipping cokes,
crafting brand new polish jokes,
and i can't explain,
why my accent changed,
i guess theres still some hope to score some dope,
she needs to be changed inside.

she's my waitress,
she's the boss,
lips and teeth of santa claus,
pencil in the dentist,
clean the crops,
have you seen my soda pop?
there was a polish priest,
who thought he could please me,
he got me so wacked out,
i nearly lost my house,
cos nobody needs me yeah...