Lyrics:

These stupid Earthlings cannot even get along with each other
Eminem huh?
You wanna diss us?
You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about Slim Anus...

Hi, my name is, what? My name is who?
My name is Slim Anus
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what? (Excuse me) My name is who?
My name is the nutlicker
(Can I have the attention of your ass?)
Hi, my name is what? My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer

Hi, kids! Do you like Anus?
I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate
And Dr. Dre said, 'Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)
I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty' (OK!)
Well since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Tommy Lee, I'd suck his dick off

Hi, my anus who? My anus what?
My anus, it gets tapped on
Hi, my anus (Excuse me) My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?) My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus, who? My anus, what?
My anus really needs to be filled up

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass, he winked at me
He chased me around the desk, I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender - and I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial, runnin' over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin' at me, 'Let's just be friends'
Ninty nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met Violent J, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands but I need me a man
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, nice ass!'

Hi, my name is huh? My name is who?
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what? My name is who?
My name is the itch itcher (Excuse me)
One of radio's wonder boys
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
I feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going, I can barely decide
I just drank a pint of semen - dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
Dre's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Dre, I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits
Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag

Hi, my anus, who? My anus, what?
My anus gets tapped on
Hi, my anus, who? My anus (Excuse me)
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus, who? My anus, what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus, my anus
My anus it needs to be filled up

Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you, you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Family trick
You little bitch *Laughs*
Slim Anus!