Lyrics:

A woo hoo!
Hey hey, here comes no one
Another friend to have a go on
And she ask me do I miss her when she's gone
And I reply as much as I miss anyone

A woo hoo!
And I'll be your gay friend
Cuz your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us

So jump into my bed
And pretend the world is dead
Always in my head is a face between us

Hey Lord, forgive us if we're wrong
And make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card
She asked me how I'm feeling well
I don't wanna think that hard

A woo hoo!
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cus your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us

Jump into my bed
And pretend the world is dead
And always in my head is a face between us

It's the late show now
How does the late show end?
Well if God is in the details
Thank God that you're my friend
I have a friend again
You are my friend again
My gay friend

A woo hoo! Oh!
So jump into my bed
And pretend the world is dead
Always in my head is a face between us

And I'll be your gay friend
'Cus your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us

A woo hoo!