Lyrics:

All right, everybody, get your moms! And your dads!
And your kids!
And your grandmas!
It's time for the hokey fuckin' pokey!

Right foot
You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in (Together)
And you move that motherfucker about

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

(Left foot)
You put your left foot in (Yeah)
You take your left foot out (Yeah)
You put your left foot in (C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!)
And you move that motherfucker about (That's right)

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Hey Mike! Do a little dilly! Yeah.

All right, Josh, uh... sing and stuff, I'm gonna go sit down.

(You do the hokey pokey! The hokey pokey!
The hokey pokey! The hokey pokey!)

Now you die

Right hand!
No, dude, do the left hand!
What?
Do the left hand, I have to pick with my right.
Okay, fine!

Left hand! (Thanks, dude.)
You put your left hand in
You take your left hand out
You put your left hand in (Whee!)
And you move that motherfucker about (I play drums!)

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

(Whole self)
You put your whole self in (There's no excuse!)
You take your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you move that motherfucker about (You fail!)

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Ow! Yeah, guys! C'mon, I wanna see you do a mosh pit in the shape of a giraffe! Yeah, you heard me right! Now let's see you do it! C'mon... let's go!

Dude, no... Dude, stop... Dude, stop! Stop right now, or I'll punch you in the face!

Ow! My face!

Right! Yeah, that's a pretty good giraffe-shaped mosh pit! I mean, it's not the best I've seen, but it was pretty good!... underachievers.

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey, turn yourself around

Do the hokey pokey (And you turn yourself around)
Do the hokey pokey (And you turn yourself around)
Do the hokey pokey (And you turn yourself around)
That's what it's all about!

Bitch!