Lyrics:

Alright, everybody get moms and your dads
And your kids and your grandma
It's time for the hokey fucking pokey

Right foot
You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you move that motherfucker about

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Left foot
You put your left foot in
You take your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you move that motherfucker about

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Hey Mike,
Yeah
Alright, Josh sing and stuff, I'ma go

You do the hokey pokey, the hokey pokey
The hokey pokey, the hokey pokey
Now you die

Right hand
But this is the left hand
What?
Do the left hand, I have to click with my right
Okay, fine
Left hand (Thanks dude)

You put your left hand in
You take your left hand out
You put your left hand in
And you move that motherfucker about

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

You put your whole self in
You take your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you move that motherfucker about

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Yeah, guys
Yeah you heard me right
let's see and do it, come on let's go
Dude, stop
Stop right now or I'll punch you in the face
Ow, my face
Right, yeah that's pretty good moshpit
It's not the best I've seen
It was pretty good, for cheaters

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey, turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about (Bitch)