Lyrics:

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Jim Pons (bass, vocals)
Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

Aaaah...
Bidet!
Bloooow-job?
Bidet!
Jambon
Bloooow-job?
Bidet! Bidet! Bidet!...
Blow-job! Blow-job! Blow-job!...
Jambon...jambon... ... Thank you
Oh thank you, you're really too kind
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you

Blow-job

Help out, ladies and gentlemen

Oui!

I bet: oui, oui

And now for the next part of our program,
I'd like to present, ah...Blow-job!
Blow-job! Bidet! Jambon!...
Jambon...jambon...
Bidet!...

I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a garden!

I want a nun!
I want a nun!
I want a burrow in the broad daylight

I want a garden!
I want a nun!
I want a garden!
Just like the garden that that asshole came up here on the stage
And sang about, three years ago...
He came up out of the audience,
He said: 'I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I wanna water it with my tears...'
And then Denny Walley said: 'Oh, you want kindergarten!'