Lyrics:

Step right up, folks
Anarchy for sale!

T-shirts: only ten dollars
Badges: only $3.50
I nicked the design, never asked the band
I never listen to them, either

Buy, buy, buy! From Circle A
Like hula hoops, it's a disposable craze
Another fast-food fad to throw away

It's anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale

Sheep unite! Get your cuddly boots and studs
Be sure to rebel in the proper style
Rebel along the paths we pick
Out of fear of peer pressure we create

Hey, you! Get those flyers off my wall
No commie peace shit in my boutique
No one here cares what that all means

It's anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale

Our town sucks; our scene rules
To belong, you must buy into it
So, we sold you metal spike bracelets
So, c'mon, let's see a good fight

That's anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale