Lyrics:

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
(I AM A PRETTY NICE GIRL! I AM A PRETTY NICE GIRL! OOOOH YEAH!)
But she doesn't have a lot to say

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
(MY PRETTY NICE GIRL WRANGLES MY ASS LIKE A DOLLAR PROSTITUUUUUTE! OOOH!)
But she changes from day to day

I want to tell her that I love her a lot
(I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE!)
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
(I AM THE TABLE!)

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah
(HER MAJESTY HAS FINE SPIRITS LIKE A GIRL)
Someday I'm going to make her mine

(I WANT SOMEONE TO HURT YOU! YEAH!)
[Chatter]
(I AM THE CHAIR!
YOU ARE A CHAIR!
DAVENPORT!
TABLE!
BARCALOUNGEEEER! )