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French Intro
BC Dialogue
Yeah, how's everybody doing out there this evening?
Oh, I want to take my time, can I take my time, Lorena?
Lorena Lungs
Take your time, Kitty, take your time
BC talk
I want to talk about love; it's amazing
And the reasons why we do the silly things we do to get it
But before I start, Bartender send me up a dirty Martini so I can lose all my inhibitions
Yeah, Look, It's scandalous out there, but I ain't messing up my hair for no man, you feel me
You turn your back; here comes another on?, baby, walking down the street looking like Disneyland
And I want to rid? all the rides
Oh, but just like anything else, girlfriend, they're rules to the game of love
You got to stay in your own lane and don't step on any other girl's pumps
Oh yeah, we even got rules for men, fella's here's one
Never come into a room while a woman is getting her weave done
That's a disaster for all parties involved, oh
Background
May, the Best girl when
BC talk
No, but seriously we have to establish some guidelines of loveIt's called the four diva rules, sing
Penny Ford is in the building ya'll, give her a round of applause

Background
I'm looking for a man; you're looking for a guy
Stay in your own lane. I'm' a step to the right
May the best girl win
Stick to your plan, find your own man
BC talk
That was diva rule number one
Now diva rule number two is a little tricky
Because it's that thin line between wanting and loving and being desperate
And you never want to be desperate huh, huh, that's not cute
Go ahead and tell em Drigus
Lorena Lungs
 I don't want to seem desperate cause desperation is not a pretty perfume
But, I'm looking
BC talk
Go on and tell'em Lungs
Lorena Lungs
Cause all I really want is, sweet love
Someone comfortable in his skin
BC talk
Now diva rule number three is the best rule of all
Because that's when you get vulnerable, and you allow love to happen naturally

BC
It would be nice to cuddle with you
And kiss you all around your lips, It's true
I'll bite your neck and whisper things in your ear
It would be so nice to have you here, near me
To please me
BC talk
Okay, girls, repeat after me...
I am fabulous, I am fabulous
Just bathing in the essence of myself
Diva rule number four the most important rule of them all
I am fabulous, I am fabulous
Just bathing in the essence of myself
But until then, I'm still scoping
Background
I'm looking for a man; you're looking for a guy
Stay in your own lane. I'm' a step to the right
BC Talk
Cause all the girls are scoping and hoping honey!
And much, much ready to lay claim to those three magic words...
He's My Husband...comma
You slept with my husband...comma
My husband said, dot, dot, dot
Have you met my husband?
So stay in your own lane
And may the best girl win
That's what we're living for

Now you know the rules of love
It's time to talk about sex