Lyrics:

Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Here it's never endin', can't remember when it started Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If bein' strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line Pound the prairie pavement, losin' proposition Quittin' school and goin' to work and never goin' fishin' Water all around, never learned how to swim now If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If bein' strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line At the swingin' party down the line Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Here it's never endin', can't remember when it started Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever If bein' strong is what you want, then I need help here with this feather If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side At the swingin' party down the line [mumble] at the swingin' party down the line Catch you down at the swingin' party down the line