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Hello,

this Gordon of the Violent Femmes and I've just been locked inside

my house,

so I can't go out and get my bus and stuff and get up there by one 'clock. I'll...Someone's coming over to rescue me so... it wasn't my fault,

my parents had locked me in.

So I'll get there whenever I can.

Maybe I'll try calling Victor at his house or something like that.

O. K., ah bye