Well she wakes up every morning To the sound of sarah records On a compilation tape Her friend had sent to her from paris Well it's not to say she didn't like The college station But her days left in this town Were counting down to graduation She said hey hey hey With less than three weeks to go She tried to justify the goth scene But the relevance was low And she said hey hey hey Won't you listen to me Well you can keep the punk rock Ska rap beats and house Fuck me I'm twee
She packed her little teddy totebag Saved some tickets for herself Picked out her favorite lucksmiths single Took the Cher Doll off the shelf She grabbed her slumberland guitar case And her 14 iced bears ring Took down her IFOJ poster And 'the band who would be king' And she said hey hey hey I'm taking 2nd to steal You know you won't meet barker's beauties Unless you learn to spin the wheel And she said hey hey hey Won't you listen to me Well you can keep the punk rock Ska rap beats and house Fuck me I'm twee
She said I may not beat my sister At this stupid game of uno But at least I know the difference Between a boscoe and a bruno Sick of stickin' around just like those magnets on the fridge But when I finally leave this town Please don't throw aggi from the bridge She said hey hey hey There's just one thing I know You'll find more posies in the used bin Than there are people at the show And she said hey hey hey Won't you listen to me Well you can keep the punk rock Ska rap beats and house Fuck me I'm twee