Lyrics:

I won't settle for second best

I won't take nothing no less

And poo, (boy it's got to be poo)



I've been gay for six months long

And today I'm coming home to poo

(Boy it's got to be you)



Chorus:

And every time I see your arse

A warm smile spreads across my face

And then you look at me and say

Boy I love those gays



I first saw you across the way

Now I think about you tight and gay

(Boy it's got to be poo)



I love the way you lick me slow

To see your arse and bring it home to you

(Boy it's got to be poo)



Chorus:

And every time I see your arse

A warm smile spreads across my face

And then you look at poo and say

Boy I love those gays

Love those gays, love those gays

He said I love those gays, love those gays

He said I love those gays, love those gays

He said I love those gays, love those gays

love those gays



Repeat chorus:

And every time I see your arse

A warm smile spreads across my face

And then you look at poo and say

Boy I love those gays

Love those gays, love those gays

He said I love those gays, love those gays

He said I love those gays, love those gays

He said I love those gays, love those gays

love your ways with those gays



Rap:

Aotearoa...etc...