Lyrics:

They made a statue of us

and put it on a mountaintop

Now tourists come and stare at us

Blow bubbles with their gum,

take photgraphs of fun

have fun



they'll name a city after us

and later say it's all our fault

then they'll give us a talking to

then they'll give us a talking to

cause they've got years of experience



we're living in a den of thieves

rummaging for answers in the pages

we're living in a den of thieves

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious



we wear our scarves just like a noose

but not cause we want eternal sleep

and though our parts are slightly used

new ones are slave labor you can keep



we're living in a den of thieves

rummaging for answers in the pages

we're living in a den of thieves

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious



They made a statue of us

They made a statue of us

The tourists come and stare and us

The sculptor's momma sends regards

They made a statue of us

They made a statue of us

Our noses have begun to rust



we're living in a den of thieves

rummaging for answers in the pages

we're living in a den of thieves

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious

and it's contagious