Lyrics:

I adamantly attack the alphabet
With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderall-addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
Or an asshole like A-Rod, no anabolics
But I brutally and beautifully butcher the bangin' beat
Brushin' bubbly all over your booby and booty beef
'Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
Leavin' all these carp-fish crushed on the carpet
Crumblin' chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies
I'm Crammin' it full of condiments like it's a Calzone
Delicious, I didn't drive and drink
Whether diamonds or dimes, man, I'm divin' deep
Like an electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent
And every cent I've ever earned just entered me in the election
I got eleven brains like an enormously-educated
Einstein with Elephantitis of the erection
A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
Five falcons just flew to a fountain and fell in
Googling, googly-eyed girls to get inside
Golly gee from Glasgow to Guatemala's gentrified
A hippopotamus is high on heroin, he heckles me
And hires Haitian Hank to hand his ho a hysterectomy
In hateful hieroglyph, I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
And hang with Hipster Helen, that's the hooker with the huge hips
I'm ill, I'm Icarus
I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
Jumpy jargon, I joust like Jacare
Jivin' Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
Killin' 'em like a kid, got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
Knit a Kimono made of Komodo Dragon skin
I'm rich like a Klingon that be kickin' it at the Kremlin
But I'm kickin' through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian
Lethal, literally litter
A little limerick that be littler than a Leprechaun
A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
Makin' a metamorphosis until I'm mechanized like Megatron
Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska
Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
Ominously, I mean, it's obvious, you see, a
Orthodontist oozin' out oodles of onomatopoeias
Oswalt: Patton, pickin' a pocket, pluckin' a patent
I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
I got a question, I gotta quiz ya
Let's step on the gas and go quicker, uh!
I'm really gettin' ready for the revolution
Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin'
Like a sheet of Sudafed, I'm swiftly swimmin' like a seahorse
Titties on Atilla Tell, a teller that'll toe tag
Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
Thugs are un-American
Unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of Uggs
Vivid and vivaciously venomous
With the wicked wombats, only walkin' where women is
Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu, XOXO
Yippy-ki-yay, yours truly, Mac, yes, yo!

Oh shit, I forgot Z
Zebra