Lyrics:

It was the first day back to school
Cuttin' up in class
Actin' like a tool
Friends were rollin' in
We started talkin' about the summer
Deejay saw 'Twilight'
Bummer!
I spoke up, and I asked my friends
'Are there any new girls? 9′s or 10′s?
Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties
I can't believe my eyes
In a contest, they'd win first prize
Double D guarantee I was checkin' their size
It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise
Or Earth and Mars having some fun
Wait, I take that back it's like two of the sun
But at this point I let my mind run
And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties
Mt Fuji brought it's twin
Tig ol' bitties
Two melons in a shirt
Tig ol' bitties
(Tig ol' bitties)
I put books in my lap
Tig ol' bitties
Head bobbing as she walks
Tig ol' bitties
Oh my god!
Tig ol' bitties

[Electronic Beat]
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties

Kept trippin' in class
Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt
Boobs having a fiesta
Later in lab, we were messin' with test tubes
Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest
Boobs!
Wasn't paying attention
Got busted
Had to serve detention
In biology we talked about the bees
The best kind of bees
Boobies!
I can't believe my mind
I old a poker face to her two of a kind
With each step her breasts gettin' redefined
I'm making my move
I'm thinking it's time
Oh snap!
I'm gonna ask her to prom
And in my head she responds
'You're the bomb!'
Feeling nervous so I count to three
'I like your boobs.'
'Go to prom with me?

Tig ol' bitties
King Kong boobs
Tig ol' bitties
Great tracks of land
Tig ol' bitties
(Tig ol' bitties)
Like my balls
Tig ol' bitties
Real big
Tig ol' bitties
Oh my god!
Tig ol' bitties

[Electronic Beat]
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties

She said yes, so I'm getting ready
Stain on my shirt…
Mom's spaghetti
I pick her up, and I'm pretty sure
That she'll let me motorboat like
Br-br-br-br-br
I try to cop a feel once we get to school
She said, 'no touching. That's the rule.'
Principal walks up on the scene
'It's time to announce prom king and queen.'
'You favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties.'
'Congratulations to you both on winning.'
Time slowed down, and she jumped for joy
Then out of her dress jumped something more
Tissues flew and rained from the sky
Oh my god!
You stuff your shirt?
Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt
Aw!!!
Fake ol' bitties
Wow!

Fake o' bitties!
You're breaking my heart with
Fake o' bitties!
You're crushing my dreams with
Fake ol' bitties!
(Fake ol' bitties)
I can't believe it!
Fake ol' bitties
You really suck!
Fake ol' bitties!
I can't believe you would do that
Fake ol' bitties!
Why would you do that? Were you just trying to get everyone's attention?
Those aren't boobs! They're lies! Lies I tell you!
But you know I'm still down to make out if you, if you want to, want to come back with me
You know what, nevermind