Lyrics:

Don't cry, just drive
Good luck band
What've you been doing?
Yeah
Fat podgy
No make-up
Unsmart lady
Call Ronny
What've you been up to?
Cool
Yeah
Fat podgy
No make-up
Unsmart lady

If you like a girl, be nice
It's not rocket science
A tanned foot squeezed hopefully into a short boot
A Kerry Bog Pony
High fever
Hair remover
Hair remover
High fever
Hair remover
Don't cry, just drive
Good luck band
What've you been doing?
Yeah
Fat podgy
No make-up
Unsmart lady
Fat podgy
No make-up