Lyrics:

Verse 1
in The Event Of Something Happening To Me
there Is Something I Would Like You All To See
it's Just A Photograph Of Someone That I Knew

chorus
have You Seen My Wife, Mr. Jones
do You Know What It's Like On The Outside
don't Go Talking Too Loud, You'll Cause A Landslide,
mr. Jones.

verse 2
i Keep Straining My Ears To Hear A Sound
maybe Someone Is Digging Underground
or Have They Given Up And All Gone Home To Bed
thinking Those Who Aren't So Distant Must Be Dead

chorus
have You Seen My Wife, Mr. Jones
do You Know What It's Like On The Outside
don't Go Talking Too Loud, You'll Cause A Landslide,
mr. Jones

verse 3 (Repeat Of Verse 1)
in The Event Of Something Happening To Me
there Is Something I Would Like You All To See
it's Just A Photograph Of Someone That I Knew

chorus
have You Seen My Wife, Mr. Jones
do You Know What It's Like On The Outside
don't Go Talking Too Loud, You'll Cause A Landslide,
mr. Jo - O - O - O - Ones