Lyrics:

I`ve got a strange philosophy
Nothing here appeals to me
I like my men like I like my whiskeyMmm, aged and mellow!

Some girls just can`t seem to see
Why these little young cats ain`t moving me
But I like my men like I like my whiskey
Mmm, aged and mellow!

There`s nothing a greenhorn can do for me
Cause my older daddy suits me to a T
Now I like my men like I like my whiskey
Ooh, aged and mellow!

Now listen youngster, be on your way
Don`t bother me til a later day
I like my men like I like my whiskey
Mmm, aged and mellow!

Junior may be young and strong, girl
But I`ll take grandpa cause he`s had it longer
I like my men like I like my whiskey
Hah, aged and mellow!