Lyrics:

Don't want to be a fat man; people would think that I was just good fun.
Would rather be a thin man; I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you.
No chance of finding a woman who
will love you in the morning and all the night time, too.

Don't want to be a fat man; have not the patience to ignore all that.
Hate to admit to myself, half of my problems came from being fat.
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him; I seen the other side to being thin.
Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would win.