Lyrics:

I saw two little monkeys playing up in a tree
I saw two little monkeys playing up and down in a tree
One said to the other come on lets make [?]

Listen here pretty mama I know when you're hanging round
I know pretty mama when you're hanging round
I don't see no fire but I'm burning down

[Yodeling]

There's something about you women always makes me sore
There's something about you women always makes me sore
Cause I can work for you
You're always wanting more

Let me be sidetrack til your mainline comes
Let me be sidetrack til your mainline comes
Cause I can do more switching than your mainline's ever done

When you see a spider climbing up a wall
When you see a spider climbing up a lonesome wall
You can tell the world he's gonna get his ashes hauled